The cruise ended in Lisbon this morning. I opted to carry my luggage off the ship on my own, so disembarkation was a breeze. As I walked through the cruise terminal by myself with my bag, multiple staff members were concerned, in a “no no no, you can’t be here!” way, that I was expecting to pick up a bag and that they weren’t ready yet.
I grabbed a taxi from the taxi stand and am pretty sure I was overcharged a bit, but I wasn’t concerned enough to haggle. I arrived at the Lisbon airport around 8:15am.

The earliest Delta would let me check my bag was 9am according to the sign: (note the Boston flight at 12:45pm)

Reflecting on it now, I’m pretty sure they would’ve let me check my bag earlier given the chaos that came next. For future Delta travelers in Lisbon, you’re probably looking for the “D” area:

The Delta agent was very direct with me, making eye contact and saying she strongly suggested I head directly to security and onward to passport control without stopping. You also pass this sign right after checking in with Delta:

Security itself only took about 12 minutes1. After security they funnel you through a big duty-free store; do not dally here. I joined the passport control line at 9:15am. From there it was 55 minutes to the “All Passports” gate, then another 25 minutes to reach the EES2 enrollment kiosk. Enrollment worked3 and the machine told me to head for the e-gates, except that those appeared to have stopped working just a few minutes earlier. So instead it was another 17 minutes to reach a human officer.


Total border-control time with my USA passport: 1 hour, 37 minutes. Worth noting: this whole ordeal is for leaving the Schengen zone, not entering it. The USA doesn’t do passport controls when leaving the country, so newer travelers might not know to budget time for this when traveling elsewhere.
The long lines leave little to no time for shopping.

My flight to Boston started boarding around 20 minutes after I made it to the gate area. We pushed back a few minutes late, waiting on a few passengers. The flight felt long. It was uneventful.
Boston was gray and cold-ish (53℉).

Customs and immigration in Boston were a breeze thanks to Global Entry, though if I recall correctly it was almost a mile (!!) of walking to get there. The connection in Boston was tighter than I would’ve preferred. Had my Boston-to-RDU flight not been delayed some, it would’ve started boarding just as I walked up. That flight was also uneventful, as was collecting my luggage, grabbing an Uber, and making it home.
– End of trip –
Footnotes:
My theory is that people make it through security pretty quickly, think to themselves, “all that fear-mongering about Lisbon airport, and I made it through in 12 minutes,” hit the lounge, and then realize (too late?) they’re still on the wrong side of passport control. ↩
The EU’s new Entry/Exit System (EES) records non-EU travelers’ biometrics each time they cross an external Schengen border, on both entry and exit. ↩
Recall that it failed immediately when I tried in Rome 12 days earlier. So at least I’m in the system now, though it’s unclear whether that will make future Schengen travel any faster for me. ↩